The Break-up Diet

It happened. The worst of the worst. My boyfriend of eight months broke up with me. I used to be under the assumption that it began to get easier, but the truth is, it doesn't. IT GETS WORST. For women, however, the best side to the break-up is the enormous amount of weight you lose. Okay, not enormous maybe, but the weight goes off, and the skinny jeans come back on. If you really want to know why most single people are skinny, its because theres a certain amount of loneliness that occurs in single people, not sad, but slightly lonely, which is why a lot are skinny. Right after a break-up is the loneliest time. It the time that you realize, no more cozies, no more calls good night, possibly no sex for a while. So to make myself feel better, I've decided that while I'm going to be sad for a while, I will lose weight, accidentially, of course, which is the best way to lose weight. Have you ever seen someone right after a break-up with a fiancee or long time boyfriend or girlfriend, and they look very waif-ish. That's what I'm going for and more specifically, I want to fit into my size 26 black skinny jeans, which are more like 25 since they've been washed so many times. And I want to weigh 107, watch me. Here's the skinny hipsterness I'm looking to capture. Day 1.